Shin Chan 10:07 Fri Aug 28
movie insults
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A favourite of mine:
"You cock juggling thunder cunt" - Blade Trinity
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The Joker
4:09 Sat Aug 29
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Monty, you terrible cunt!
Withnail & I.
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Alfie
3:20 Sat Aug 29
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' you sir have one of the largest most distended heads known to humanity. When you brush your teeth nearby gardens are raked clean of fallen leaves. When you apply eau de cologne the entire county of sussex ducks the spray: when you brush your hair rice paddies in vietnam are irrigated by the bristles. In short sir you have got one of the largest most misshapen nuts i have ever cast visage upon. Come with me son: i will become a celebrated society figure by exhubiting you to my posh bearded fucking doctor mates with unsexed wives, and you sir shall become a cause celebre in high society: an acceptably gazed upon free freak show to the who and mighty of polite london circles '.
'Fuck off mate: my nut isnt that big!!'
The opening and timelessly beautiful exchange between Doctor Treeves and Joseph Merrick - the elephant man, in the seminal 1984 film 'The Elephant Man'.
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bondihammer
3:20 Sat Aug 29
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Lovejoy 3:12 Sat Aug 29
Raging Bull
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Annony
3:16 Sat Aug 29
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http://youtu.be/FVVrZJaN1IU
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Lovejoy
3:12 Sat Aug 29
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"Your mother sucks great big elephant dicks". Joe Pesci in something.
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Alfie
2:46 Sat Aug 29
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Hermit - my old man was over there when they were building the set / filming too. You a brickie?
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Hermit Road
2:38 Sat Aug 29
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I've seen it Lily. Not only that but I saw them filming it over the docks. Great film.
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Lily Hammer
2:15 Sat Aug 29
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Hermit Road 12:16 Sat Aug 29
If you haven't seen the film,you must, The clip you posted doesn't start at the very begining. It's all part of the opening scene, and it is a contender for best opening scene ever.
As Crowman said, he was a real drill instructor in the marines back in the day. He was originally brought in as a technical advisor to the actor who was supposed to play the D.I. (the actor from, Apocalypse Now, who was shooting farmers from the helicopter going "Git some! Git some! If they run;they're VC. If they stand still; they're disciplined VC)." The advisor was so impressive that Kubrik gave him the job instead. Masterstroke. He prepared his own limes, and even then ended up improvising loads of it.
When Kubrik said "CUT" he nearly cried and went up and hugged the bloke.
Amazing unique cinema scene.
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Stranded
1:49 Sat Aug 29
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Are you threatening my client?
You bet I am, poncey
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LondonE3
1:29 Sat Aug 29
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Snatch
Avi: Shut up and sit down you big bald fuck
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LondonE3
1:23 Sat Aug 29
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Michael Caine in Get Carter to Corrie's Alf Roberts
Jack Carter: You're a big man, but you're in bad shape. With me it's a full time job. Now behave yourself.
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icwhs
1:08 Sat Aug 29
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http://youtu.be/oLGQd2xv2KI
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Alfie
1:02 Sat Aug 29
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' I will slap the bitch taste from your mouth sir. I will perform pugilism on your boat and leave you stumbling about like John Merrick wearing new leather soled shoes on wet marbles. I will open up a gigantic library book of olden times violence on you bruv wearing those white museum gloves curators handle delicate shit with.
I will open up a rift valley in your world bigger than any geological process or violent natural disaster could ever visit upon earth: i will quash your dreams like a tile falling off an old garage roof onto a pensioner coming back from the bingo '
Helen mirren playing the queen, addressing Jan Leaming playing Lady Diana, in the scene where Di is about to reveal to the tabloid media how Prince Harry is actually the son if ken dodd, not charles.
In the film 'royal family in the 90's: what an embarrssing fucking balls up'
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HairySpotter
12:36 Sat Aug 29
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Grumpster 12:21 Sat Aug 29
one of the best films of all time mate
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icwhs
12:35 Sat Aug 29
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Lock Sock and two smoking barrels
Nick the greek
"Is some white cunt joke as blacks cunts don't get..cuz I'm not fucking laughing NICOLAS"
Classic
http://youtu.be/TRYE5gPoI8A
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Grumpster
12:21 Sat Aug 29
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Hairy son, I haven't seen that film for years. Gary oldman is fantastic in that.
And the cunt kids line is one of many crackers from in bruge.
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Hermit Road
12:16 Sat Aug 29
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http://youtu.be/GTQAXX08A-s
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman in full flow. I've just had a good little chuckle watching that. Thanks Lily.
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Nutsin
12:09 Sat Aug 29
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"Take your tongue out of his ars, dogs do that"
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:^)
12:09 Sat Aug 29
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Fuck you, you car wash cunt.
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Alfie
12:07 Sat Aug 29
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'Ever since i can remember , i always wanted to be a womble. The matted grey hair, the stupid fucking hats, the under and the overground, wombling free.
The shagging dorises from the flumps. The cocaine sessions with bagpuss. The pissed up sex orgies with rod hull and emu.
The time we set orville the duck alight with white spirits and melted the part of his beak responsible for speech.
We was wombles. We was fearless. We was the guvnors'
Second scene monologue voice over by uncle tobermory in the 1978 film 'Wombapocalypse: the reckoning'.
His richly nuanced portrayal of a cocaine fuelled death besotted womble won tobermory the 1978 shaggy dog bone award sponsored by Pal with marrowbone in conjunction with the puppet academy of laindon.
Sublime
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